The Wife and I
The following is an actual conversation between me and my wife. Reviewing
any film was not the original idea. Not really. Nevertheless…
Afternoon
Wife: Hello, wassup!
Me: Hello, wassup!
Wife: Did you eat lunch?
Me: Did you eat lunch?
Wife: I asked you first!
Me: I asked you first!
(At this point she realizes that the jokes on her)
Wife: Ah, so this is your game?
Me: Ah, so this is your game?
Wife: I love you!
Me: I love you!
Wife: Let’s god shopping. We could buy some new curtains and
other stuff.
Me: Hey! That was wicked! Unfair!
Wife: Ah, is it?
Game over
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Later in the evening:
Me: Hello, wassup!
Wife: Hello, wassup!
Me: Long day at work?
Wife: Long day at work?
Me: Alright, so you think you can play the game?
Wife: Alright, so you think you can play the game?
Me: Let’s go out after work this evening.
Wife: Let’s go out after work this evening. [Clearly excited at the idea]
Me: Alright, I am
booking tickets for Bang Bang.
Wife: WHAT? This is beyond wicked! Why would you want to
torture me in such Nazi-like ways?
Me: Ah, is it?
Game over:
Score- Wife: 1, Me: 1
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Bang Bang: **
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Do I really need to write more about Bang Bang?
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