Super funny mail I got

 

In the beginning...

 

In the beginning God created Man and Woman; the Heavens and the

Earth; and

 

He populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach; and

green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds - so that Man and Woman

would live long and healthy lives.

 

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Peter's Ice Cream,

Custard and

 

Cream donuts; and Satan said, "You want chocolate with that ?".

 

And both Man and Woman gained 5 kilos; and Satan smiled !

 

So God then created healthy Yoghurt so that Woman might keep the

figure that Man found to be so attractive.

 

But then Satan brought forward White Flour from the Wheat, and Sugar

from the cane and combined them - so Woman then went from size 8 to size

18.

 

So God said, "Try my Green Salad"; but then Satan presented Thousand

Island Dressing, Buttery Croutons, and Garlic Toast on the side; and

Man and Woman both unfastened their belts following the meal.

 

God then said, " I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive

oil in which to cook them".

 

Satan then brought forth deep fried Fish and Chicken, and fried Steak

so big it needed its own platter. So Man gained more weight and his

cholesterol went through the roof.

 

God then created a light fluffy white Cake and named it 'Angel Cake',

and said "Its good".

 

Satan then created Chocolate Cake and named it 'Devil's Food'.

 

Then God brought forward the Potato, naturally low in fat and

brimming with nutrition.

 

Satan then peeled the healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre

into Chips and deep-fried them; and Man gained more kilos.

 

God then brought forward Running Shoes so that His children might

lose those extra kilos.

 

Satan then gave cable TV with remote control so that Man would not

have to toil while changing channels; and Man and Woman laughed and sat

before the flickering blue light and put on more weight.

 

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and

Still satisfy his appetite.

 

So Satan then created McDonalds and its Double Cheeseburger and then

said,

 

"You want Fries with that?"

And Man replied, "Yes ! and super size them".

 

And Satan said, "It's good"

 

And Man went on to Cardiac Arrest.

 

Then God sighed and created bypass surgery.

 

Then Satan created the Ministry of Health - Department.